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Once there was a man who had a wife. She had this cat He hated.

So much that one day he took the cat for a ride a couple of blocks down the street and let the cat out. When the man drove home the cat was in the drive way.

The Following day the man drives the cat 40 blocks away and lets the cat out. He drove back home walking to the house He sees the cat on the porch now.

Now the following day the man goes a few miles away from the house with this cat and lets the cat out yet again. He drives back home and does not see any cat. Good the cat is gone!. He comes in to watch TV and suddenly the cat walked in front of him from coming behind the chair. That’s it!, says the man.

Now this time the man drives Hundreds of miles away from home. Then drove over a bridge made a left another left then a right.

A few hours had passed. The phone Rang and his wife picked up the phone. It was her Husband. He said to her Peaches is the cat at home? She says to him why are you asking such a silly question, of course the cat is home. Please put the cat on the phone He says. I’m Lost!